These are some of the events taking place in Kendallville
Man arrested after taking shit in the middle of Mitchell & Main.
Couple arrested after standoff leads to copulation. (Don’t ask)
Mysterious crotch smell lingers over Bixler. (More details will follow as GunghoMofo is on the case!)
1500 Hillbillys pile into Bixler one last time before fall sets in! (May explain mysterious crotch smell over Bixler?)
Sportsman Bar & Grill sees an increase in Deans.
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