Welcome back Brett!Just last Wednesday Kendallville resident Brett Schlotterback found a bar that will let him sit and enjoy a drink! Brett who is notorious for disturbing bars found it to be relaxing for a change.
“ Well, I wasn't going to act like an idiot at that bar no matter what. looked like I would have disappeared”.
So how did you feel about being kicked out of Josh’s Bar & Grill?
“I don't remember. Probably a lot of laughing”.
Did you feel like you might have lost your chance at that bar?
“No… I didn't think he was that big of an asshole”.
So tell me about the bar that let you in this Wednesday and how did you feel about the establishment?
“North star sports bar, it was a nice place, I was lost in Fort Wayne and needed a pisser and a phone, when I walked in they asked if I was going to buy something since bums go in there a lot to piss so I bought a beer when I came out, So I sat there and chatted with the regulars”.
So there you have it. Brett finds a bar and place to sit his ass without confrontation. As long as he doesn't swing pool sticks at the bartender or threaten to kick the dog's ass. The customers and more importantly the community, can now rest knowing that Brett Schlotterback has learned his lesson and now values the importance of peaceful socialite drinking in the presence of strangers.
---Pork Chop Salad Dress
“ Well, I wasn't going to act like an idiot at that bar no matter what. looked like I would have disappeared”.
So how did you feel about being kicked out of Josh’s Bar & Grill?
“I don't remember. Probably a lot of laughing”.
Did you feel like you might have lost your chance at that bar?
“No… I didn't think he was that big of an asshole”.
So tell me about the bar that let you in this Wednesday and how did you feel about the establishment?
“North star sports bar, it was a nice place, I was lost in Fort Wayne and needed a pisser and a phone, when I walked in they asked if I was going to buy something since bums go in there a lot to piss so I bought a beer when I came out, So I sat there and chatted with the regulars”.
So there you have it. Brett finds a bar and place to sit his ass without confrontation. As long as he doesn't swing pool sticks at the bartender or threaten to kick the dog's ass. The customers and more importantly the community, can now rest knowing that Brett Schlotterback has learned his lesson and now values the importance of peaceful socialite drinking in the presence of strangers.
---Pork Chop Salad Dress
hahaha i picked him up, brett left out the part where he met a dildo slinger and may go into business with him. True story.
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