Monday, September 28, 2009

Kendallville headlines!

Man caught using car to kill dear.

Rick aka RtotheK still missing in his house. No word when he will come out or if he is even in there?

Kendallville resident arrested today when neighbours complained that he was urinating and defecating (pooping) out from his second story window. When cops arrived at the scean they found dishes, spoons, and forks, out side the window along with turds and a puddle of piss. When asked why he did it his responce was "I was to lazy to go down stairs."

Residents arrested today in Johnson trailer park when a Latino couple decided to cut a 12 by 6 foot hole in front of their trailer. They would then have sex in full view giving it a TV box feel for the onlookers.

                                                                                                       ----Pork Chop

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